Wine Vs. Treadmill

 http://www.mydaily.co.uk/2015/01/26/a-glass-of-red-wine-is-the-equivalent-to-an-hour-at-the-gym-says-study/

Okay, this might just be the best article I have ever read.  Some scientists had the truly brilliant idea to do a study to determine if having a glass of wine yields the same positive fitness benefits as working out for an hour.  I imagine they came up with that hypothesis after a couple of glasses of wine.  Well, it turns out, drinking a glass of wine is equal to working out for one hour!  They found that resveratrol, a compound in red wine, improves heart function, muscle strength, and physical performance in the same way as exercise does.  This is great news for anyone who comes home after a long day of work and can't decide if she should go to the gym or open a bottle of red.  That has always been a difficult dilemma, but now they are both equally good options!

The article says that this is especially good news for people who are physically incapable of working out.  Now, they can have a glass of red wine and reap the same benefits as an hour long workout!  Which is good, because most people are physically incapable of working out after a few drinks, so it is good to know that a glass of wine at that point is the perfect remedy.

Cheers!

Congratulations, It's a Teenager!

There is a reason people are born as babies.  Not many couples would be willing to take home a newborn teenager from the hospital.  You need a good 12 years investment in a person before you are willing to keep him or her around as a teenager.  Which works out perfectly, timing-wise!  It also helps to have a few years of insane cuteness stored in your memory and in your photo albums before your baby becomes a teenager.  Of course, there is so much joy in raising teenagers.  But I'm just saying, a large part of that joy is very closely tied to the years you invested in them, and also to the cuteness in their past.

 Today is my first newborn's fourteenth birthday.  Fourteen!  Where has the time gone?  It feels like yesterday that I held him in my arms for the first time.  I have watched him grow from infancy into practically a man, and he has done very well and makes me proud every day.  He is determined and kind and wise beyond his years.  He is a wonderful role model for his younger siblings and for his friends.  But mostly, he was the absolutely cutest baby you have ever seen, and the sweetest little newborn ever to be born. 

But How Will they Ever Socialize?

Since it still seems to be the most pressing issue to anyone who hears that I choose to homeschool my children, I think it is time for another edition of "but how will they ever socialize?"

It is quite often that I find myself in a conversation explaining why I homeschool and how I homeschool.  Sometimes it takes one minute into the conversation, but usually it is much less, until the other person suddenly says, "but what about friends?" or something along those lines.  I can be talking about giving children the freedom to explore their passions, or I could be explaining the benefits of a curriculum tailored to each child, or I could be giving examples of how homeschooling allows each child to grow to their fullest possible potential, it doesn't make a difference, I am usually interrupted with some variation of this question: "But how do they socialize?"  That puzzles me a bit, but next comes the even more frustrating part, where I give many examples of ways that my children socialize and meet friends, which by the way are not the same thing, and the questioner will not be satisfied, and will always close with some variation of, "my kids need to socialize, so I would never homeschool."

As a parent of school children, you might be wondering if us homeschooling moms are keeping a tally of how often we have this type of conversation with you and other friends, family, and total strangers.  We don't.  Well, we don't anymore, because our kids have used the tally notebook either for math scrap paper or to create paper airplanes.  In a homeschooling house, paper always seems to find so many uses, and good luck holding onto yours.  But let me tell you, the tally is high.  It is very rare that a homeschooling mother tells someone about her children's education and she does NOT get asked how they socialize and how many friends they have.  It is the default response to the idea of homeschooling.

This makes me wonder, is making sure they have friends the main goal in raising children?  When I think of my goals in raising my children, I think of rising them to be compassionate, to be kind, to be self sufficient, to be true in their religious practice, to choose careers compatible with their natures, to be successful in their chosen careers, to have the confidence and experience needed to socialize as well as interact professionally and in other capacities with other humans of all ages and backgrounds, and to be self aware, and to be strong in their values, and indeed to have strong values.  Those are just some of the top priorities in raising my children.  I can go on for another few pages before "having friends" even makes the list.

People wonder (out loud and often and repetitively) how my kids make friends, and I wonder when this became a parenting goal. I took my children out of school because I felt the goals I had for them would not be reached through the school system.  When I tell this to people, they will usually agree that school does not give children the freedom to follow their passions, or to learn at their best pace, or to develop a sense of self necessary to be a successful adult, or encourage individuality, responsibility, or values.  But, they will argue, what about friends?  Well, homeschooled children have friends, I answer, but even if they didn't, I would still do exactly what we are doing.

"Flying With An Infant" And Other Cliches That Never Took

Piece of cake.  Easy as pie.  On cloud nine.  These are just some examples of cliches that are used everyday.

Just for fun, why not examine some cliches that never quite took, and try to determine where they lost their way.   For example, instead of easy as pie, why not try this saying instead, "easy as flying with an infant."  I am currently on my way back to LA from the east coast, so this particular saying comes to mind.  On the way out, my baby fell asleep at takeoff and woke up during landing.  Flying with her was "easy as pie."  Or maybe "easy as flying with an infant."  But here is where it gets tricky: on this flight, it took her five hours until she fell asleep, and for all those five hours she was, well, a traveling infant, which now that I think about it answers my own question.

Okay, so what about "slept like a baby?"  That one is used to imply "slept very well," but that is not very accurate, is it?  Which makes me wonder why some cliches get away with being inaccurate and yet are accepted and widely used, while others are quickly discarded for the same reason.  For example, when is the last time you used, "flying with an infant" to imply a feeling of calmness and relaxation?  (That one keeps coming to mind no matter how deep I dig to find another saying.)  Why use a double standard for sayings?

Then there is another favorite, "pot calling the kettle black," which is used to call out someone for being hypocritical by accusing others of doing something they are also guilty of doing.  On this one "flying with an infant" might be equally interchangeable, because if ever 300 or so people are guilty of the same thing, it is a plane full of passengers praying that the infant will fall asleep.

And of course, you have "Abandon Ship!" which is, if you gave a flying infant the power of speech, how she would describe her activities during the long, crowded flight.